weezer

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somebody who has smoked a tad to much throughout their lifetime
*cough* *wheeze* gah! im just a burnt out old weezer.
ok, so i just made that up, fuck you
by hash is brown November 14, 2003
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weezered

when someone chokes out, generally while smoking, often from pipes, bongs fuckets, buckets or joints/spiffs.
after that last hit i was completely weezered
here mate, charlie is completely weezered, the boy will never be the same!
by riverscuomo July 08, 2010
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a person that is a virgin and has no bitches
Daria is such a weezer
by shinigamiishot January 01, 2023
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a weezer is a man dick and that is what someone at school told me
stop touch another guys weezer
by suck my johnson April 24, 2007
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An extremely mediocre band that was the precurser to the emo/indie explosion in the US. Their music can range from light-hearted and fun songs about lesbians to the whiny and extremely annoying songs about lesbians.

Weezer is also note-worthy for the fact that they have been kicked out of everry musical genre they have attempted to become a part of. First they were kicked out of nerdcore, then they were kicked out of emo, then they were kicked out of the muppets. It's kinda sad really.
Weezer is not the worst band ever, but they're certainly not the best.
by Mattersy January 20, 2005
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A great emo band that's best album is by far their self titled CD, commonly referred to as "The Blue Album". Ignore some of the other idiots who think they are too cool and 'hardcore' for Weezer.
Say It Ain't So, My Name Is Jonas, The Sweater Song, Only In Dreams, and In The Garage are some of the best Weezer songs.
by TylerDurden2001 April 15, 2003
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