Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.
New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018
Get the Xavier Valentino Edwardsmug. by H… June 22, 2022
Get the Valentinomug. by Rukiiluvs September 14, 2021
Get the Chino Valentinomug. Valentino is a rican dude who is like 5% black but nigga can’t leave his vocabulary he obviously want to be like ahviez because he steals her slang and he’s UNORIGINAL Valentino is also unknown but loves telling known people AKA Ahviez Bilzerian that is is not known when nobody knows who valentino is like what the FUCK is a valentino he can’t even afford the bag.
by weareviezsexual June 5, 2022
Get the valentino 0006mug. by Giraffe400864 June 28, 2020
Get the Zara Valentinomug. by arselover101 November 21, 2021
Get the Valentinomug. A character from -hazbin hotel, a 10 foot tall moth a that is also a pimp.
He's stylish, sassy, funny, but can turn into being very abusive and harmful for those around him. He often abuses his best star, Angel dust in every way possible.
He's also the most hated character and part of the trio of overlords called The vees.
He's stylish, sassy, funny, but can turn into being very abusive and harmful for those around him. He often abuses his best star, Angel dust in every way possible.
He's also the most hated character and part of the trio of overlords called The vees.
by batkirby May 9, 2024
Get the Valentinomug.