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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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Throwing up a set

The act of flashing gang signs, most commonly by using the most ridiculous fucking hand gestures and/or figures... ever.
"Yo! He throwing up a set! He a blood! Bust a cap in that nigga! Peel his muffin-cap back blue!"
by reallywhiteguy July 7, 2014
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picking up a pound of beef

my mom walked in while i was picking up a pound of beef
by volcom186 November 5, 2003
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blow up a spot

To tell someone somthing that was supposed to be a secret.
Greg: Yo i saw ur man at the party yesterdeay..he went upstairs wit Kiesha.
Lawisha: What!

Lawisha: WTF were u doing with Kiesha.
Ingus: I dunno what your talking about.
Lawisha: Dont play Greg already blew you up.
Ingus: For real..be rite baq.

-Ingus is rolling deep-
Ingus: Good looks on blowing mah spot up.
Greg: I dunno what your talking about.
-Ingus and crew beat his ass-
by prince ingus April 5, 2005
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strike up a conversation

to make, begin, start, commence
guess I’m just not all that sensible. Then one day I strike up a conversation with a lovely young woman named Angelica at a party who didn’t know what my movie was called, but she knew where I could find it for sure For sure?
by Rapture1 November 26, 2011
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run up a sack

Improving your finances. Getting on your feet financially
I'm about to run up a sack, I'm tired of being broke
by Baytoben June 9, 2018
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Upasana

Upasana is a gem kind of person, she has the ability to connect to people quite easily and create a zone of comfort and safety for them, she has the most beautiful eyes and smile. She does not know any boundaries for the people she really loves and cares about and can do anything for them.

She is a realtion holding type of person, can be very secretive about herself until she wishes the other person to know her truly. She has the ability to make people do what she wants them to, with her ever lovely and beautiful puppy face.
She has a quite emotional side, which is shown only to the people she trusts completely whereas for others its always the " all good attitude ☺️".
You can never get enough of Upasana she is a complete package of cuteness, innocence, hotness, sexy, love, trustworthy , all in all a great human being who could be whatever she wants in life.

PS:- If you ever find a Upasana, never ever lose her (if got a chance sieze her in a unbreakable bond with you😉❤️).
I am jealous of how she can be a Upasana!
by Chikki ❤️ December 3, 2021
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