A Maxwell Bank Underwood is a boot ass marine, new the Alpha Company Camp Pendleton. He has an overtly large head, egotistically and literally.He is a major D-Bag who cant seem to see past anyone or anything but himself. Dispite his Overly-dramatic Texas twang. And the fact the hes getting "The boot" from his current military position
Dude, that kid is such a boot. No hes worse, hes a Maxwell Banks Underwood.
Man that guy has such a disgusting accent, hes a total Maxwell Banks Underwood!
Man that guy has such a disgusting accent, hes a total Maxwell Banks Underwood!
by Fort. Tune October 16, 2009

To vandalize (vandalise) your cheating, soon to be ex boyfriend's vehicle.
Consists of (but not limited to):
Keying vehicle's exterior. Writing your name by ripping the leather upholstery on the interior. Using the vehicle headlights for batting practice. Permanently deflating all 4 tires.
Consists of (but not limited to):
Keying vehicle's exterior. Writing your name by ripping the leather upholstery on the interior. Using the vehicle headlights for batting practice. Permanently deflating all 4 tires.
Now that I know JimBob is cheating I might just go Carrie Underwood.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. (Not like he'll ever get a bad bitch like me again)
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. (Not like he'll ever get a bad bitch like me again)
by fVck_m3th August 4, 2024

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goes to sutton and play basketball
has a dog
lives in atlanta
goes to sutton and play basketball
has a dog
lives in atlanta
by jundewo2815 March 27, 2019

Twin sister of country music artist Carrie Underwood; her career took a (literal) seat when she tragically lost her leg in a bear trap incident
by T576859 August 21, 2021

Dave: of my Christ is that Leo Underwood?
Pete: yes indeed it is, my eyes have been blessed like flowers in a field
Dave: we must worship *starts worshiping*
Pete: *starts worshiping*
Pete: yes indeed it is, my eyes have been blessed like flowers in a field
Dave: we must worship *starts worshiping*
Pete: *starts worshiping*
by Leo Underwood November 22, 2021

To get revenge on someone by taking it out on their car. This is because in her song Before He Cheats she smashes a guys car.
by Hurricane 160 February 12, 2023

i love emma, she is the best thing in the whole world. she is so perfect no matter what she does and i doubt she will ever see this but if you do, you know who this is. my famous emma underwood, my DINNER. my little shit. i love you fr. (she gay ngl)
by pizzaava999 July 14, 2022
