A Maxwell Bank Underwood is a boot ass marine, new the Alpha Company Camp Pendleton. He has an overtly large head, egotistically and literally.He is a major D-Bag who cant seem to see past anyone or anything but himself. Dispite his Overly-dramatic Texas twang. And the fact the hes getting "The boot" from his current military position
Dude, that kid is such a boot. No hes worse, hes a Maxwell Banks Underwood.
Man that guy has such a disgusting accent, hes a total Maxwell Banks Underwood!
Man that guy has such a disgusting accent, hes a total Maxwell Banks Underwood!
by Fort. Tune October 16, 2009
Get the Maxwell Banks Underwoodmug. To vandalize (vandalise) your cheating, soon to be ex boyfriend's vehicle.
Consists of (but not limited to):
Keying vehicle's exterior. Writing your name by ripping the leather upholstery on the interior. Using the vehicle headlights for batting practice. Permanently deflating all 4 tires.
Consists of (but not limited to):
Keying vehicle's exterior. Writing your name by ripping the leather upholstery on the interior. Using the vehicle headlights for batting practice. Permanently deflating all 4 tires.
Now that I know JimBob is cheating I might just go Carrie Underwood.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. (Not like he'll ever get a bad bitch like me again)
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. (Not like he'll ever get a bad bitch like me again)
by fVck_m3th August 4, 2024
Get the go Carrie Underwoodmug. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
goes to sutton and play basketball
has a dog
lives in atlanta
goes to sutton and play basketball
has a dog
lives in atlanta
by jundewo2815 March 27, 2019
Get the John Underwoodmug. Twin sister of country music artist Carrie Underwood; her career took a (literal) seat when she tragically lost her leg in a bear trap incident
by T576859 August 21, 2021
Get the Kerri Underwoodmug. Dave: of my Christ is that Leo Underwood?
Pete: yes indeed it is, my eyes have been blessed like flowers in a field
Dave: we must worship *starts worshiping*
Pete: *starts worshiping*
Pete: yes indeed it is, my eyes have been blessed like flowers in a field
Dave: we must worship *starts worshiping*
Pete: *starts worshiping*
by Leo Underwood November 22, 2021
Get the leo underwoodmug. To get revenge on someone by taking it out on their car. This is because in her song Before He Cheats she smashes a guys car.
by Hurricane 160 February 12, 2023
Get the Carrie Underwoodmug. i love emma, she is the best thing in the whole world. she is so perfect no matter what she does and i doubt she will ever see this but if you do, you know who this is. my famous emma underwood, my DINNER. my little shit. i love you fr. (she gay ngl)
by pizzaava999 July 14, 2022
Get the Emma Underwoodmug.