president tumbleweed

An invasive Russian plant, that tumbles across the land, yet somehow managed to get elected.

President Tumbleweed held another rally today.

by WyteWydow April 29, 2020

Aliquippa tumbleweed

An Aliquippa tumbleweed is a piece of trash blowing down the street, sidewalk, or someones yard. I.e. a plastic cup, a potato chip bag. Sometimes an Aliquippa tumbleweed can even be money someone dropped.

Wtf was that noise?
Just an Aliquippa tumbleweed

by The Juice 83 October 10, 2020

Human Tumbleweed

When two gay men are trying to fuck each other in a way that both guys are rolling around together, desperately trying to get on top.

John- So, you wanna fuck me?
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 24, 2018

tumbleweed hotel

A retro scene of the style of the past . A fashionable revival of what is cool . A western place you go to stay if you are truely worthy of a conversation with John Wayne or a frequent guest such as Dick Van Dyke or a hang out of Waylon Jennings . Stay here and you leave retro nostagiclly western flash back cooler than you can flash back imagine .

Rooster Cogburn resting his badge at the Tumbleweed Hotel .. do not disturb

by Rust-chic December 5, 2017

walmart tumbleweed

The millions of plastic grocery bags seen flying through the trees and rolling across streets and yards.

Joe:There goes another walmart tumbleweed. Laura: But, where do they go?

by jesophnerrben November 15, 2011

Glasgow tumbleweed

Pink and white striped or plain blue plastic bags used to buy alcohol from independent off-sales retailers. Discarded to the streets by the alcoholics who made the purchases to forever roam the streets like the plants they're named after.

Jim's cab just overheated because it run over a Glasgow tumbleweed and it got stuck to the grille.

by cowboyecosse July 4, 2014

Facebook Tumbleweed

The awkward emotion felt by onlooker, when someone writes what they think to be an amusing or exciting facebook update, and no one responds.

Cindy - 'Comment on this post and I will write you a lovely message!'
..........
..........
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no response....

Everyone else who saw this - 'Wow! that was some serious Facebook Tumbleweed!'

by bonnieisarabbit July 12, 2011