Wet Treadmill

The magnum opus of humanities thousands of years of evolution and work. When someone calls you a Wet Treadmill, you are basically God to them. A Wet Treadmill is the kind of person you hear about all the time, but never actually meet. The pure sight of a Wet Treadmill will make your eyes orgasm and you fall to your knees, begging the Wet Treadmill to never leave. Wet Treadmill life spans are short though, so enjoy them while they last.

"You're, you're a Wet Treadmill..."
*shockwave ensues*
"IM COOOOMING"

"Have you ever met a Wet Treadmill?"
"Yes, it was the best experience of my life."

by ShaggyIguana October 5, 2020

sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill

to feel the fear like a ,fat bird, trying to keep pace on a treadmill.

the moment dave realised he was trapped in a locked room with a hungry lion, he was sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill

by Glyn Master of Weasels May 21, 2007

treadmill boob

A name for Rachele of SBR groupie fame, thought of at the Rock 'n Roll McDonald's by Mike referring to Cosmo's enjoyment of Rachele's shall we say...assets? Particularly on the treadmill during gym.

Damn, that crazy Treadmill-boob got drunk tonight.

by Noah a.k.a Mart-in April 10, 2004

Treadmillasaur

Fat/obese person that goes on a treadmill only once, and thinks after doing so that they are healthy and losing weight.

Look at that Treadmillasaur, does that dumb bitch really think she is gonna lose 300 pounds in one day

by IlikeSnacksOnMonday October 1, 2010

Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"

Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.

by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011

Treadwelling

When a man/woman attracts someone who is incredibly interested at first, only to have them lose interest within a few days of talking to them.

Dude 1: "Man, i keep Treadwelling these chicks"

Dude 2: "What do you mean Treadwelling?"

Dude 1: "She was so into me, like, seriously into me, but now she's not talking to me."

Dude 2: "Why? What did you do?"

Dude 1: "I talked to her."

by Treadweller March 23, 2013

Treadwell

A term used for stopping animals cold-in-their-tracks from charging. Also means using your energy to let an animal know who is boss.

"Wow, you fucking treadwell'd that bear!"

"If you can't Treadwell a deer, you're a fucking pussy."

"I am always ready to Treadwell any homeless man who may cross paths with me."

by Hannazon July 29, 2014