That woman gave me a bad case of the grudi tong. I was so addicted to that booty, she couldn't get me off of her until 3 am.
by Mellowspurt February 3, 2018

James wasn’t able to pick up the lettuce for his taco with the regular tongs, so he used his flesh tongs.
by Wtrsthegreat November 14, 2018

a phrase that is used when someone is exerting their full effort at a given activity, usually of a sexual nature.
i walked into jethro's room last night and he was going 'hammer and tongs' on some bush pig he picked up.
i came home early from work yesterday only to find my flatmate going 'hammer and tongs' on himself in the living room.
i came home early from work yesterday only to find my flatmate going 'hammer and tongs' on himself in the living room.
by cam_theman December 23, 2006

by Deexii September 21, 2010

by Lostantenna March 14, 2009

A plain old massive cock, johnson, penis, tallywhacker, wang, dick, willie, pink torpedo, schlong and/or twig and berries.
We're talking huge here.
We're talking huge here.
Dude 1: "Ouch, what happened to your head?"
Dude 2: "Some guy's Wong Tong his me in the head in the locker room, gave me a cuncussion."
Dude 1: "Uff. Was he hard?"
Dude 2: "As a brick! He's probably gay."
Chick: "A shame."
Dude 2: "Some guy's Wong Tong his me in the head in the locker room, gave me a cuncussion."
Dude 1: "Uff. Was he hard?"
Dude 2: "As a brick! He's probably gay."
Chick: "A shame."
by Everybody's Homefry June 10, 2008

Pang Tong was a historical figure in the Three Kingdoms Period (189 - 265 AD) of Chinese History. He was nicknamed "Young Phoenix". A very strageticly gifted person, he was turned down advisory posts because he was very ugly. He eventually came to serve under Liu Bei.
by chriscollado October 6, 2003
