Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.

Aclamationable (adj)-
Making shit up.

Aclamations (v)-
Makes shit up.

Burgeon (v)-
To, *inhale* one who burgeons, in the fieeeld. One who, likes to burgeon, themselves. To, *pause* burgeon, shush. Burgeon...

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by I just want to make cups January 20, 2021

today's day

The day that today is.

Dang bro did you know today's day is 26? that's crazy bro

by yaboidegoi October 9, 2021

the somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today

most celebrity athletes, entertainers, personalities, politicians who achieved the bulk of their success the other side of the millennium (i.e., the 20th Century).

Think about it. How many late 20th Century celebrities are still in the public eye today ? Not many, right ? The somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today ...

by Virgin Suicides September 27, 2017

Tanaya

a nigga snatcher all she has to do is walk right by and she got your nigga on a leash just like that she’s bad asf and thic, but don’t get her wrong she’s amazing to be around funny and smart asf and her loyalty is bomb she would never let you down she’s some one you can really count on she’s really a down ass female and don’t forget about the sex AMAZING

Mason: who is that she bad asf
Tyler: That’s tanaya man she fine asl

by zhylayahh August 1, 2019

Later Today and Tomorrow

Sometime in the next week or two

WOTC will announce an announcement of a future announcement later today and tomorrow

by PercZ May 21, 2020

Tony Duncan

As a pre-intercourse ritual, the male puts a donut around the shaft of his penis as a buffer between himself and the female vagina. The male then continues the sex untill climax. Once he reaches the top of the mountain he then feeds the pastry to his partner as a post coatus snack.

"Man I bought a box of donuts, I'm gonna show her the Tony Duncan tonight"

by Tony Duncan September 19, 2014

Tokay Gecko

A beautiful lizard filled with rage and hate that wants to kill you in one bite, that's why most of them stay on your hand over a few hours when they bite.

If you want to get rid of Tokay Geckos in your house, let them open their mouth and feed them chocolates, avocados, grapes or unhealthy sweets.

by Shiine-1 January 11, 2022