Thea and Jack are two very different people but love each other very much. They are literally perfect for each other and together restore faith In humanity. Thea probably like Jack more than jack would like Thea. Jack has priorities and Thea isn’t 1rst unfortunately. It’s Football. Thea and Jacks still love each other very much even if they don’t know it yet. 💕
by Cami❤️ November 6, 2019

You might say this when you're waiting for a blonde-headed male to hurry and get his blonde head down in your crotch area...
I say it all the time to those two boys I find campin' out in MY woods! No trespassing boys!
Pronounciation: Cum-ohn-ghet-cha-blhonde-hed-down-the-uh-.....-YEEEE-AAAAH!
I say it all the time to those two boys I find campin' out in MY woods! No trespassing boys!
Pronounciation: Cum-ohn-ghet-cha-blhonde-hed-down-the-uh-.....-YEEEE-AAAAH!
Me: Get over here boi... NOW!
Blonde Boy: *Gets up and walks towards me*
Me: I want BOTH of you suckin' on this cawk...
Blonde Boy: *Gets on his knees and hesitates to try my cawk*
Me: Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEAH!
Blonde Boy: *Gets up and walks towards me*
Me: I want BOTH of you suckin' on this cawk...
Blonde Boy: *Gets on his knees and hesitates to try my cawk*
Me: Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEAH!
by Deputy Ryans February 16, 2004

Thea is a person you want to be friends with. She will make you laugh and laugh at all the jokes you tell her. She is most likely Norwegian. She is probably pretty short or super tall no in between. She lives for Coffee (especially starbucks). If your her really close friend she will tell you everything. And give presents on almost all holidays. She is very sarcastic and tells a lot of jokes. She LOVES Target so you better bring her at least once a week. She likes to watch hockey and football but not play it. She always has stories to tell about her family. Though she may have something bad going on in her life she never let's it interfere with whom she is talking to. If you live with her make sure you have a emergency kit with you because she will need it a lot. If you have a Thea in your life hold on tight.
Person 1: Have you seen that Thea Girl
Person 2: Yeah shes super pretty and people say shes really nice.
Person 2: Yeah shes super pretty and people say shes really nice.
by Malea Hansen February 17, 2020

Intends with sexual inter course
by 1-800YaMotha November 19, 2022

A girl with long ginger hair. Thea's usually spend a lot of time helping others before themselves and never have time to do what they want to do. Thea's are usually in love with Josh's.
by I like Heroine January 14, 2022
