Santa Claus Clench

A verb, when a female sits on an erect penis and constantly clenches and unclenches using their kegle muscles and no other movement causing ejaculation.

Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.

by ClausClenchers February 10, 2021

Viking Tit clench

1. the act of a Nordic Person(s) grabbing someones tits

Did you see that Scandinavian viciously grabs that girls tits? that was a brutal "Viking Tit clench"

by Forfader June 21, 2013

National Butt Clenching Day

For the ones that like to clench. Clench all day long on the 17th of March

Bro nice clench can’t wait for the 17th Because that’s national butt clenching day !

by realdeffr February 27, 2020

clenched dog eye

an asshole. If you look at a dog when they sneeze, you will noticed that their clenched up eye looks very similar to a butthole.

I have had the itchiest clenched dog eye all day; maybe I didn't wipe well enough.

by Dexter G November 20, 2009

Iron Cock Clench

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.

"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."

by urbandefiner2000 May 7, 2015

Clenched Clam Chowder

After sex, she tightens up her pussy, thus pulling the cum filled rubber off and spilling the goop.

After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.

by Scott Tissue September 8, 2021

clench and dash

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t stop it so you clench your buttcheeks together and make a mad dash to the bathroom

Bro, that Chinese food made me so sick. I had to clench and dash!

by ThatOneEmanon June 28, 2024