a male person who has many female friends, none of which he has made a move on. this male also will treat his female friends extremely nicely with much care and treats them like his own sister. ultimately, this male believes that acting this way is the key to female vaginal area. but will never obtain in which what is dreamed.
male: hey hilary do you need to me to buy that purse.
female: oh sure. philip do you want me to show you a good time then.
male: ya, lets go to the movies.
female: (sigh) oh philip, you're just like my brother.
male: (excited) oh thank you.
female: oh sure. philip do you want me to show you a good time then.
male: ya, lets go to the movies.
female: (sigh) oh philip, you're just like my brother.
male: (excited) oh thank you.
by jacob brownstone September 22, 2007

by izaakvk August 5, 2007

Yeah, that's my brother.
by Music2975 February 12, 2018

A guy who you are forced to get along with although sometimes you get into bad arguments with him.For example,you are playing a game of Monopoly with him and he tries to steal your Monopoly Money,but your parents don't see you and you have to deal with the situation on your own.
Me:Hey!That's my Monopoly money!Give it back!
Brother:No,it's mine,stop trying to steal it from me!
Me:Stop lying you dumbass!Dad even saw!
Dad:Who,me?I didn't see anything.
Me:YOU ARE THE WORST FUCKING BROTHER EVER!!!!!!
Dad:Hey,go in your rooms,both of you!
Brother:No,it's mine,stop trying to steal it from me!
Me:Stop lying you dumbass!Dad even saw!
Dad:Who,me?I didn't see anything.
Me:YOU ARE THE WORST FUCKING BROTHER EVER!!!!!!
Dad:Hey,go in your rooms,both of you!
by Random Person 2.0 August 21, 2017

A awful human being that cannot be trusted. A thing sent by satan to punish all younger siblings. Thinks their always in charge even when their not. Always sits in his room playing video games and when he does come out, tries to ruin your life. Also: your forced to be nice to them even when their evil.
by Ryandoesntlikesisters April 26, 2019

Someone is over protective, caring, would do anything for you , trustworthy, stay blowing your phone up, makes sure you are straight, check all the guys that come in her life, and most importantly don’t play about his sister.
My brother is so annoying
by Lilmamabhadd January 13, 2018

by K-V-N-G-569 May 1, 2019
