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Temp agency girlfriend

Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."
John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."
by Edward C. Microwagious May 9, 2014
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The Agency

A Point of Interest in the Fortnite map that lasted for the entirety of Chapter 2 Season 2.

It was guarded by henchmen, with a boss by the name of Midas, which dropped Midas’ Drum Gun, and The Agency Keycard.

Players could disguise themselves as henchmen to deceive NPC henchmen or other players.

It was controlled by the GHOST Agents, with Midas being the main boss.

In June 15th, 2020, Midas tried to break the loop by constructing a powerful laser beam to separate the storm from the sky, which would cost him The Agency (it got destroyed). The plan worked for a few seconds, the map was peaceful, but things went awry and the device failed, causing the storm to turn into a massive flood.

In the aftermath, Midas betrayed GHOST and subjugated himself to SHADOW.

In the dawn of Chapter 2 Season 3, Jules (Midas’ relative) renovated the ruins of The Agency and turned it into a SHADOW facility, called The Authority, with a more dark and brutalist design.
Noobmaster69: Where we landing at?
TheLegend27: Let’s land at... fuck it, The Agency.
by GHOST Midas December 11, 2020
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The Share Agency

The Share Agency is a marketing and advertising agency that raises awareness by bringing it directly to the consumers' hands through peer-to-peer sharing.
Did you know that you will get paid to share with the share agency?
by $hare Bear November 26, 2021
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Fish Agency

Fishy agency (or fish) is a term used for someone with a poor sence of agency.
The term was coined by discord user 'Cozolt' as friendly banter and is commonly used in small sfw recreational hypnosis spaces.
'You have *fish agency* mate' 'Ha fish'
by Cozolt June 12, 2024
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Shelldop agency

A shelldop agency is a group of individual or corporation who's goal is to manufacture as many sex toy as possible, who's primary goal is anal destruction through various accessories or means, such as lubed explosives, hydrolic umbrellas, flexible metal rockets or xbox consoles
This sex toy company is rally a shelldop agency
by Realtrash October 7, 2023
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