When someone ask's to use your phone, and suddenly decides to scroll thirstly through your pics and text
Jessica: Can i use your phone for a sec? Mine is dead

Paige: Yeah sure

*finds jessica scrolling through text messeges from ex-boyfriend

paige: damn girl when'd you become so Scroll Thirsty?
by paige <3 June 30, 2014
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A term used to tell someone to move on.

Specifically used on social media platforms and forums to let someone know you would like them to move on and keep scrolling past your status update.

To ask someone to 'keep scrolling' generally means you have no time for their opinion, comments or existence.

'Keep scrolling' is not restricted to the world of social media and can be applied to real life situations where you've got no time.
Status update: Favourite movies? Go.

Comment: Twilight

Response to comment: keep scrolling <insert friend name>
by Tamazz October 28, 2013
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Yale College Secret Society founded in mid-19th century by Yale undergraduates who were not offered membership in Skull and Bones. Since that founding, it has grown into a large and successful organization, possessing a financial endowment even greater than that of Skull and Bones.

Housed in a persian-style "tomb" on the Yale campus at the corner of Wall and College Streets, it is the secret society closest to the office of Yale's President.

Although it has an alumni list (i.e. Dean Acheson, Calvin Trillin) equal to that of Bones, Scroll and Key remains under the radar of scholars and conspiracy theorists alike.

Within Scroll and Key, as with all secret societies, is a rich history of undergraduate life as it has evolved over the past 200 years. These archives are available only to members.
Scott was tapped by Bones, but decided on the more anonymous Scroll and Key instead.
by Kentonbrown_99 June 6, 2006
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Attractive only from the neck up.
When she pulled up to the gas pump I thought she beautiful, but when she got ou of the car I realized she was a scroll down.
by John Raphael February 9, 2006
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The act of scrolling through your contacts to find a person old enough and willing to buy you alcohol.
No need for the alcohol scroll man, I've already got us a 30 rack!
by Dash-2 January 16, 2010
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Etymology
From Reddit GoneWild usage: to scroll down the imager gallery to get to the butthole pic.

Verb
scroll to the butthole

(idiomatic) To get to the point; to get on with it; to state something directly.
We don't have much time here. Could you scroll to the butthole?
Translations
to get to the point or cut to the chase

Alternative
Scroll to the asshole
by Titus Uranus August 11, 2014
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1. When you see a hot photo on Instagram and it causes you to stop in awe.
2. When you stop scrolling on Instagram to like or comment on a photo.
3. Interesting and/or beautiful content on Instagram.
1. Everything in her feed is a scroll-stopper.
2. OMG, she’s so beautiful. Everything she posts is a scroll-stopper!
3. You should follow him. His feed is full of scroll-stopping content.
4. That photo of you and Jenny took in Partywith was a real scroll-stopper.
by _partywith September 23, 2018
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