tuna quiff

the scent of the air after a woman queefs.

" yo bitch, did you just tuna quiff in ma face?!?"

by jag;lihaghialsi September 24, 2006

quiff cake

A massive homosexual, or faggot as you can call them.

Haha he's such a quiff cake!

by hectic nigg February 22, 2009

shit quiff

A person who knows their hair is thinning rapidly but quiffs it over in an attempt to hide the bald spots and receading hair line.

Person 1: Do you think if I quiff my hair like this people it will hide my bald patches and take away from large forehead?

Person 2: dude, just shave your fucking head, that's an absolute shit quiff!

by Legen...dary December 19, 2015

monkey quiff

the hair protruding from the crack in an elderly mans arse.

''woh.. i can smell the coconuts on that old mans monkey quiff''

by tarzans balls January 6, 2012

Chickens quiff

When a women’s vaginal lips labia resembles that of a chickens comb quiff

“Mate, that bird I shagged last night had a fanny that looked like a chickens quiff”

by The_Full_Monty February 4, 2020

The Jersey Quiff

Snooki's (Charcter off of the Jersey shore) hairstyle and the way women fart on jersey shore.

Yeah it's the jersey quiff it's just likes snooki's hairstyle.

by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010

feces quiff

you shit in a girls vag and then fuck her and when she quiffs, feces shoots out

tim gave his girlfriend a chili dog and then she feces quiffed

by the jackhammer professor May 6, 2009