Merrillville Manwich

When someone removes a hotel mattress, takes a shit on my the box spring, and replaces the mattress.

I didn’t have cash to leave a tip for housekeeping, so I left a tasty Merrillville Manwich at checkout.

by Learning Tree November 30, 2023

Manwich

A popular sloppy Joe sauce that gives you a serious case of the shits!

Narrator (Singing): “Oh mama don’t you make me another meatloaf, forget the mac and cheese, I want some fun piled in my buns, I want a Manwich please, make tonight a Manwich night”

TV viewer: “Stop dancing and eat the damn burger ffs!”

by rosenovarocks July 17, 2021

manwich

two gay lean men,surrounding a large greasy gay man.

the three gay guys had a manwich

by susy gusy May 24, 2023

methane manwich

When you squat over someone, inserting their face between ya ass cheeks and fart in their mouth.

Susan was snoring in her sleep so I posted up and dropped a methane manwich down her throat.

by FireDaddy-D December 12, 2021

NY Manwich

When you catch a steel toe boot your teeth in the pit!

Thumping like a can of NY Manwich!

by Johnny 5 skin December 1, 2023

Manwich

Threesome with 2 men and 1 woman.

She had always wanted to be the piece of meat in a Manwich.

by Hang10Trucker December 26, 2015