estoy disparando mi lazer

Guy: george lopez u suck!
George Lopez: estoy disparando mi lazer *shoopeando el whoopeando*
by sB129 September 05, 2008
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ZOMG LAZER PEW PEW PEW

an expression of... well nothign really, this is used by people who are excited and happy about something that is in most cases unrelated to the topic at hand.
GuyA: What's up?
GuyB: Nothin Much, How bout you?
GuyA: Ask your sister!
GuyC: ZZOMG LAzER PEW PEW PEW!!
GuyB: <GuyA's name here> fuck you, and <GuyC's name here> WTF?!?!?!?!!1
by FacelessWoWAddict April 05, 2006
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BEYOND Lazer Tag

"Thanks, BLT! You'll always be my favorite sandwich."
by Fush June 26, 2003
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Lazer daddy

Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.
Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"
by LeakyLamp January 27, 2022
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Lazer-Face

When someone get's really pissed off and has the meanest look on their face! Almost like their about to beat the crap outta you!
Guy 1: Dude, that guy has got a serious Lazer-Face on me!

Guy 2: Well then don't look at him.

Guy 1: I'm trying, but every time i do i get the feeling he's even more pissed off!
by W45H August 31, 2011
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cunt lazer

1. A prop in an extremely bad alien pornography documentary.

2. A psychotic woman of the bitch variety who continually stares daggers at others In such a way as to make everyone around her detest her enough to want to throat punch her.
Cunt lazer-Tell that cuntlazer to stop looking g at me and get a life.
by Jabathahut May 08, 2016
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