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baby dictator conundrum

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).
Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."
by toad pond September 23, 2025
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Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum

No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.

It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.
by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024
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Hot-Air Conundrum

When you get into a car during winter and the AC is blasting hot air despite everyone wearing warm clothing
Person 1: "Can you make the AC colder? We are in the Hot-Air Conundrum right now."
Person 2: "Fuck you"
by BravoArmstrong April 16, 2025
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