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Santa Claus Clench

A verb, when a female sits on an erect penis and constantly clenches and unclenches using their kegle muscles and no other movement causing ejaculation.
Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
by ClausClenchers February 10, 2021
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Viking Tit clench

1. the act of a Nordic Person(s) grabbing someones tits
Did you see that Scandinavian viciously grabs that girls tits? that was a brutal "Viking Tit clench"
by Forfader June 21, 2013
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National Butt Clenching Day

For the ones that like to clench. Clench all day long on the 17th of March
Bro nice clench can’t wait for the 17th Because that’s national butt clenching day !
by realdeffr February 27, 2020
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clenched dog eye

an asshole. If you look at a dog when they sneeze, you will noticed that their clenched up eye looks very similar to a butthole.
I have had the itchiest clenched dog eye all day; maybe I didn't wipe well enough.
by Dexter G November 20, 2009
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Clenched Clam Chowder

After sex, she tightens up her pussy, thus pulling the cum filled rubber off and spilling the goop.
After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.
by Scott Tissue September 8, 2021
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the suckncross clench

the act of crossing your legs, clenching your ass cheeks and painfully sucking your excrement back into your anus
i didnt make it to the bathroom and had to do the suckncross clench
by hash_brownzzz November 24, 2024
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Clenched Clam Chowder

After sex, she tightens up her pussy, thus pulling the cum filled rubber off and spilling the goop.
After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.
by Scott Tissue September 8, 2021
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