by Andymul January 1, 2023

The feeling in your heart that the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, despite mountains of evidence that says otherwise
"You still don't believe that MK Ultra happened, even though the CIA publicly admitted to the program being real, and released documents detailing how it was carried out?"
"No dude, that stuff is too crazy to have ever actually happened."
"Wow. You must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."
"No dude, that stuff is too crazy to have ever actually happened."
"Wow. You must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."
by Allen Michael Ratcliffe Dulles August 2, 2025

Who the fuck needs the meaning for Damn the CIA when all they do is steal resources and fuck terrorists and do several war crimes?
by PurplexedSquare June 27, 2023

CIA - cellulite inspector's association.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 3, 2020

Oh, just got a call from the CIA. They're going to make me and my family all crackheads if I make another "morbid joke."
by 7568ino November 16, 2023
