Skip to main content

CIA theorist

Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire
Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.
by Andymul January 1, 2023
mugGet the CIA theoristmug.

CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance

The feeling in your heart that the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, despite mountains of evidence that says otherwise
"You still don't believe that MK Ultra happened, even though the CIA publicly admitted to the program being real, and released documents detailing how it was carried out?"
"No dude, that stuff is too crazy to have ever actually happened."
"Wow. You must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."
mugGet the CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonancemug.

Damn the CIA

Who the fuck needs the meaning for Damn the CIA when all they do is steal resources and fuck terrorists and do several war crimes?
by PurplexedSquare June 27, 2023
mugGet the Damn the CIAmug.

CIA

ChicksInstantAssociation!
Thanks CIA!
mugGet the CIAmug.

cia

by salma walma September 18, 2022
mugGet the ciamug.

CIA

CIA - cellulite inspector's association.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 3, 2020
mugGet the CIAmug.

CIA

The one government body that can get your entire neighborhood addicted to crack.
Oh, just got a call from the CIA. They're going to make me and my family all crackheads if I make another "morbid joke."
by 7568ino November 16, 2023
mugGet the CIAmug.

Share this definition