CIA theorist

Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire

Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.

by Andymul January 1, 2023

CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance

The feeling in your heart that the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, despite mountains of evidence that says otherwise

"You still don't believe that MK Ultra happened, even though the CIA publicly admitted to the program being real, and released documents detailing how it was carried out?"
"No dude, that stuff is too crazy to have ever actually happened."
"Wow. You must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."

by Allen Michael Ratcliffe Dulles August 2, 2025

Damn the CIA

Who the fuck needs the meaning for Damn the CIA when all they do is steal resources and fuck terrorists and do several war crimes?

Damn the CIA!

by PurplexedSquare June 27, 2023

CIA

ChicksInstantAssociation!

Thanks CIA!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 12, 2020

cia

cheater!

omg shes such a cia

by salma walma September 18, 2022

CIA

CIA spy agency

CIA - cellulite inspector's association.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 3, 2020

CIA

The one government body that can get your entire neighborhood addicted to crack.

Oh, just got a call from the CIA. They're going to make me and my family all crackheads if I make another "morbid joke."

by 7568ino November 16, 2023