Braxton

A asshole that can’t defend himself cuz of his cocky attitude

Ayo that dude looks like a Braxton

Ight ima show him what he thinks of me

by Yvng_G0D November 10, 2019

Pulling a Braxton

The act of making a poor joke, making a buzzkill, or doing other negative things during a funny moment. Usually the people witnessing a Braxton being pulled, will awkwardly stop laughing.

(while pooching your lips) Buscar?="Pulling a Braxton"

by zachp18 May 13, 2010

The Braxton Bang

When you finger a girl with grippo chip dust on your.

The Braxton Bang can cause quite a burning.

by TheMartyr May 15, 2021

Braxton

The type of guy that you wanna pop right in the nose cause he's a dick. He'll try and steal your girl with his small penis.

"Did you see Braxton." No, what did he do? "He stole your girl."

by Brodiesmitten January 24, 2018

Braxton Springer

The tallest simp on planet earth

Braxton Springer is a simp

by Boomerhater February 27, 2020

Braxton shits

contractions of the stomach, also known as false defocatory alarms or practice-poo contractions are sporadic intenstinal contractions that usually start around T-minus 10 minutes but not resulting in any ejection of chocolate logs. Not experienced once the turtles head is peeping out, or if Mr Hankey is in the departure lounge, boarding pass and passport in hand.

'ere Kayleigh - just been to the bog again - thought I needed a dump but it was only another bleedin Braxton shits ffs :(

by Hurrsy74 October 19, 2010

Braxton Joke

A joke when you got the whole squad straight faced

“Hey man what the dog doing” said Braxton hysterically

The squad “Man that was a Braxton Joke” 😐

by Barry McCockinher69 April 13, 2022