The angry shopper

While titty fucking a girl you nut all over her breasts and proceed to take her credit cards and cut them up and let the pieces of plastic land in your jiz.

A great way to get back at your mall addicted wife is to give her the angry shopper.

by Cblue Crawford May 8, 2008

the angry toilet

when you've been holding it in for way too long. then you go to some shitty place, like a mcdonalds, and rush to the toilet. once on the toilet you squeeze really hard causing a shotgun effect of shit in the toilet.

dude i just did the angry toilet in there, theres shit everywhere.

by bnbbnbbnb April 17, 2009

The angry cowboy

When in dallas a girl licks a man's member until her rangles a lassow of semen onto her forehead.

Wow Jenny didn'nt mean to hit you with The angry cowboy so soon!!!!!!!

by Cazmanman August 2, 2007

The Angry Russian

When a Russian girl with a hairy bush dumps vodka into her vagina and queefs it into ones mouth

I got vodka all over my face after that skank gave me the Angry Russian with the last of the Smirnoff.

by Johnny Longhammer May 15, 2008

The Angry Inch

The Angry Inch is a term coined by Sean. Its use refers to the size of a man’s penis, hence the name The Angry Inch. This man’s penis is so small and so angry that the only thing it can do is make a weeping sound “meee, meee, meeee”. It says this because The Angry Inch demands attention, unfortunately The Angry Inch only get ridiculed.

Sean: It’s not my fault you have a small penis!
Alex: My penis is not small I don’t know what you are talking about
Sean: Well that’s not what Chris said last night, he said that you had “The Angry Inch”!
Alex: ‘Speechless’

by S.N.H. March 6, 2008

The Angry Leprechaun

While banging your girlfriend from behind, secretly pick up a irish red headed midget and throw him on your girlfriend's back and make him lick her arse, while your girlfriend screams in terror.

Dude, my girlfriend was making fun of my Irish ancestry, so i threw the angry leprechaun at that bitch

by irish-guy August 20, 2011

The Angry Butcher

The Angry Butcher - Before you begin hang your girlfriends dead lifeless corpse up like a piece of meat, proceed to cut her in half then climb inside and sew her backup from the inside, once you have climaxed eat your way out

You look tasty wanna go somewhere private and do The Angry Butcher

by The Comic November 5, 2012