Tesco Toilet

a place the 3 babas go to get fried

Let’s get faded in Tesco toilet

by rubcat August 29, 2023

Tesco

Tesco, also know as "big man Tesco" or" roadman Tesco". Is a shop well known in england the meal deals are sexy af. best way to use it is to get a naked smoothie for 2.50 as part of a 3 pound meal deal. Personally, I go to sainsburys but at the end of the day you cant beat tesco

Person 1:"Hi sedmikraska I'm going to roadman tesco want anything?"
Person 2:"Oh wait for me I'm coming too I can't wait to go to big man tesco!"

by Favourite child February 7, 2020

dreadfull tesco

A horrifying and twisted tesco

Old lady: im never coming back to dreadfull tesco!!!

by Lyonmeilleurevilledumonde August 11, 2020

Uncle tesco

Male equivalent to aunt flo. Visits post puberty males monthly, symptoms include abdominal cramps, bloating, mood swings (especially anger) , and fatigue.

I think he's in his time of the month. Uncle tesco is visiting him.

by Bildad the shuite April 29, 2025

Tescos

Tesco’s, it is an amazing shop where you can buy lots of stuff from grapes to TVs. Go to tescos it is an extraordinary place to shop X

I went to tescos for my weekly shop

by I have a big brain June 15, 2022

Tesco

basically just the uk's walmart

"Could you please pop down to Tesco, luv?"

by squid sharts October 17, 2019

Benders at Tescos

They are an upcoming group of batty men who love to bend down outside of tescos. Tescos is a cool place in england where all the bri'ish people buy their bo'lls of wa'er and their bu'er you get me famalam

"Hey! Have you seen the Benders at Tescos?! They are so batty!"
"oh, i thought it was Giant Freeze "

by anonymous December 30, 2020