tesco

a home like no other

i love tesco its like the home I never had

by totallynotcarrie April 21, 2020

dreadfull tesco

A horrifying and twisted tesco

Old lady: im never coming back to dreadfull tesco!!!

by Lyonmeilleurevilledumonde August 11, 2020

Piwko Tesco

Polish beer (piwo). The only thing a human male ever wants! if you ever strugle with depression, buy piwko tesco. If you didnt study for your test, drik piwko tesco. If your wife left you, drink some piwko tesco. Solves all life problems.

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by Kqrwa December 21, 2023

Tesco tax

The punitive price premium charged on some products by Tesco supermarkets for customers without a loyalty card. Tesco is the UK's largest grocery chain with 28% market share.

"I paid £1 extra in Tesco tax on the ice cream because I didn't have my clubcard."

"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."

"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."

by tescotax April 8, 2023

Tesco

basically just the uk's walmart

"Could you please pop down to Tesco, luv?"

by squid sharts October 17, 2019

a tesco bag

a great ol tesco bag that is brilliant for using but not to be thrown away

i love a tesco bag

by l0vinq September 19, 2021

Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.

"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"

by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022