A matrial i art i use to defend myself in sticky situations it is not a mere hobby it is a way of LIFE!
by Grand Master Jen-gi Guatamouri May 24, 2006
Get the taekwondo mug.Taekwondo, I will contest, was at one point a brutal, effective martial art whose practitioners were basically unmatched in their execution of brutal flying kicks. Now, however, it's a sissified, pathetic group of fools prancing about in white pajamas, not sparring, barely breaking, and practicing it on the air, in predictable forms. Sure you can kick through a centimeter thick piece of wood. Can you hit a moving target? Can you hit a moving target that's hitting you back? (Here's a tip. It's different.) So switch MAs (boxing, MT, even jiujitsu) or start making taekwondo work. Additionally, before you say something like "You box, LOLOLOLOL boxars have no leg defense!!11! YOU BE DOWN IN 5". To that, I say this. Boxers don't have leg defense. We have pain defense. If you kick me in the face, be quick, because I'm going to grab your leg. And then you'll be Mr. supreme martial artist hopping on one foot wondering what to do.
Taekwondo Guy: HEY WANNA FITE I SEE U THINK UR DECENT!
Decent Martial Artist: I am, and I really don't like fighting.
Taekwondo Guy: LOLOLOL SUCK IT UP!111 *kicks*
Decent Martial Artist: *ducks under, grabs standing leg, grapples*
Taekwondo Guy: WHUT'S THIS? THA GUARD I HEAR ABOUT? LOOKS QUEER!!11 ohgodmyarmletgoletgomakeitstoppleaseplease
*snap*
Decent Martial Artist: I am, and I really don't like fighting.
Taekwondo Guy: LOLOLOL SUCK IT UP!111 *kicks*
Decent Martial Artist: *ducks under, grabs standing leg, grapples*
Taekwondo Guy: WHUT'S THIS? THA GUARD I HEAR ABOUT? LOOKS QUEER!!11 ohgodmyarmletgoletgomakeitstoppleaseplease
*snap*
by Anonymous+a bunch of numbers September 28, 2008
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by Vera Sherwind June 17, 2017
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Taekyun is a very handsome boi who is probs a cat person but enjoys spending time with any housepet.
When first meeting Taekyun, he might seem calm and rational, but he will go out of his way to impress someone. Maybe even a girl his age.
He will not look forward to a relationship with a Noona (older girl) since he most likely has an older sister.
Taekyun is the type of person who doesn't change. Looks? Of course! Personality? Don't think so, honey.
Has a lot of older guy friends and thinks of them as his role models, which also means he gets influenced by crowds.
Taekyun is a very handsome boi who is probs a cat person but enjoys spending time with any housepet.
When first meeting Taekyun, he might seem calm and rational, but he will go out of his way to impress someone. Maybe even a girl his age.
He will not look forward to a relationship with a Noona (older girl) since he most likely has an older sister.
Taekyun is the type of person who doesn't change. Looks? Of course! Personality? Don't think so, honey.
Has a lot of older guy friends and thinks of them as his role models, which also means he gets influenced by crowds.
Girl1: Look at that Korean boy over there!
Girl2: He looks like a Taekyun to me!
Girl1: Why?
Girl2: He's trying waaaay too hard to impress that girl over there, and look, his Hyungs seem way older. He's so a Taekyun!
Girl2: He looks like a Taekyun to me!
Girl1: Why?
Girl2: He's trying waaaay too hard to impress that girl over there, and look, his Hyungs seem way older. He's so a Taekyun!
by EllyATwo July 30, 2017
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An analyzing youtube channel for taekook\vkook = Kim Taehyung and Jeon Jungkook from BTS. The channel belongs to an ARMY (BTS's fan) called Bahare, who opens every video with a message to the viewer:
"Hello and welcome to another video~ In case no one told you today, you are beautiful, valid and important, I love you <3"
At the outro, she says: "Thanks for watching. Hope you enjoyed it! Until next time, don't forget you are beautiful, important and valid. I love you <3"
Alongside with these messages, she puts a lot of effort in helping&supporting her viewers with heartwarming and empowering messages through her intros and outros, on Twitter, Tumblr and in the comment section.
Bahare makes it clear that she's ONLY analyzing and NEVER claims she knows the truth, she always reminds her viewers that it's only theories based on her knowledge of body language. She had acquired that knowledge from researching about behaviors &psychology for years while helping her mother writing a book about body language. She's fluent in Persian (her first language) and taught herself English &Turkish to a level of fluently and a little bit of Arabic &Japanese. Bahare also taught herself editing and animating, &she's playing the piano in her intro.
She usually uploads a video after every episode of RUN BTS, but if she doesn't think there were any moments to analyze like in ep 43 for ex. she won't make a forced video. She also makes series, like 'Hyungs ship it', 'Taekook treats hyungs' etc.
"Hello and welcome to another video~ In case no one told you today, you are beautiful, valid and important, I love you <3"
At the outro, she says: "Thanks for watching. Hope you enjoyed it! Until next time, don't forget you are beautiful, important and valid. I love you <3"
Alongside with these messages, she puts a lot of effort in helping&supporting her viewers with heartwarming and empowering messages through her intros and outros, on Twitter, Tumblr and in the comment section.
Bahare makes it clear that she's ONLY analyzing and NEVER claims she knows the truth, she always reminds her viewers that it's only theories based on her knowledge of body language. She had acquired that knowledge from researching about behaviors &psychology for years while helping her mother writing a book about body language. She's fluent in Persian (her first language) and taught herself English &Turkish to a level of fluently and a little bit of Arabic &Japanese. Bahare also taught herself editing and animating, &she's playing the piano in her intro.
She usually uploads a video after every episode of RUN BTS, but if she doesn't think there were any moments to analyze like in ep 43 for ex. she won't make a forced video. She also makes series, like 'Hyungs ship it', 'Taekook treats hyungs' etc.
ARMY 1: "Have you seen the last RUN BTS episode?"
ARMY 2: "Of course! Can't wait for Taekook-lives to release her analyze on this ep, there were so many Taekook moments!!"
ARMY 2: "Of course! Can't wait for Taekook-lives to release her analyze on this ep, there were so many Taekook moments!!"
by UtaKun2 March 8, 2018
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Taekook is real.
Taekook the most powerful couple from South Korea.
Taekook still subunitless potangina!
Taekook the most powerful couple from South Korea.
Taekook still subunitless potangina!
by Purpleminty October 20, 2020
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