stoner

someone who enjoys smoking (or eating) weed or a regular basis... stoners are really chill, whether from all the weed, or just cause they're like that. stoners can function well whether they're stoned or not and they dont need to be stoned (high on marijuana) to have a good time. they are relaxed, usually good at music, often play guitar and sometimes other more exotic instruments. The stereotype of stoners as lazy freeloaders and dropouts just isnt true. most stoners do have bad memories, but we make up for it by having freer, more innovative thoughts. smoking weed just gives a stoner a better way of seeing things, and lets them be happy and relaxed almost all the time. we are usually friendly unless you look down on us or treat us like junkies, which we're not.

when people call me a stoner, i say "thank you"

by angie.s January 11, 2009

stoner

A slang word used by faux-elitist dickheads (usually christians) for people who smoke cannabis which is supposed to be an insult. But what they fail to realise is that it’s proven virtually harmless, (no worse than cigarettes or alcohol). These people are obviously not only ignorant, but also of particularly dull intellect. The best way of dealing with these people is taking a big rip from your bong and then proceed to blow it in their face.

I'm pretty fucking smashed.. I couldn't be bothered writing one right now.

by Undertow March 21, 2004

Stoner

Someone who smokes a lot marijuana, multiple times a week or even multiple times a day.

Snoop Dogg is such a stoner, I don't think he's ever sober.

by chikenboymemes May 8, 2019

stonerism

An idea that seems wonderful while under the influence of marijuana, but seems horrible when not under the influence.

My brother phoned me while he was under the influence...

"I have a great idea. I want to get a pinball machine. I want to turn it into a pinbong machine."

"Wow, that's quite the stonerism you got there."

by Newport1984 June 1, 2009

stoner

Stoner:
One who engages in chronic burning of "Marijuana". Also known as a "Red Level User", testing positive in the "red" level for chronic, everyday use.
Stoner is the highest ranking among those who smoke, followed by "pot head", "smoker", and "occasional toker"

A generally peaceful breed, stoners tend to avoid confrontation as a measure to avoid The Man.
See also; pigs, po-po, 5-0.

Stoner Dan hasn't smoked pot in 3 years, so why are his eyes always red?

by Timbo. April 9, 2006

stoner

in the way i use the word its someone who smokes weed and still has a life

but a pot head would be someone who is stoned all the time but can't chill

theyre just to fucking stoned all the time

(thats just how i use the words pot head and stoner)

and all these lame ass kids who are saying that weed is worse than cigs are fucking liars, yeah pure tabbaco ciggarets are fine probably no worse for you than weed smoke, but have you seen the list of all the fucking chemicals they put in a average ciggarett i mean the average ciggarett is way worse for you than a fucking joint

dude i could go on forever about how some of these people who hate on weed and stoners are fucking idiots

"yeah kara's a pretty cool stoner we toke and then we chill, and theres nothing wrong with that"

by super_skara August 26, 2008

stoner

A person who enjoys to smoke marijuana often and usually has a more nature-inclined mindset about the action of "getting high". Often is a peaceful person who smokes weed because of its relaxing effects, sometimes for a religious experience, and not for social status.

This is a non-bias definition of a stoner.

by Rosita November 3, 2006