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Statistics

Statistics is the study of lying with facts.
This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.
by IKnowFax July 19, 2022
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Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025
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baseball statistics

A group of many different things used to compare baseball players. This can range from batting average, Homeruns and Strikeouts to advanced statistics such as WAR, OPS, and VORP.
Person 1: "That player struck out again! He sucks!!"
Person 2: " While me might not have done well today, when you look at the player's Baseball statistics, he's actually a pretty good player."
by D-Money-Swag February 23, 2015
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Unboxing Statistics

Unboxing Statistics is a YouTuber who makes 24/7 Livestreams, Statistic Videos, and Minecraft Shorts.

He also has a discord server here |
https :/ / discord.gg / PmC6xgwS
Statistics and Subscriber Count Live streams. That’s Unboxing Statistics.
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Unboxing Statistics

Unboxing Statistics was a Stats YouTuber and someone who streamed 24/7 streams of subscriber counts. His channel was deleted on the 27th of July 2022, for spam.
by Unboxing Stats July 27, 2022
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Eso-Stalinism

Eso-Stalinism defines a new born movement of occult socialists.
The cult offers an alternate, way more esoteric way to overcome capitalism and breaks therfor with classic marxist theories.

The roots of the movement are vast but can be tracked down to a small Gen Z group from Belgium. As well as the biggest agitator of Eso-Stalinism, a german Streamer called "Dekarldent".
The group of Belgiums is called "Désvoúment de la Finance", and the name "Eso-Stalinism" was created by "Dekarldent" who saw the genius of the movement and embraced Eso-Stalinism.
The goal of the movement now is the revival of"Iosif Vissarionovič Stalin" as the great supreme leader, who is supposed to lead the world into the socialist utopia and free us of the capitalist scum.
As identification:
I am an Eso-Stalinist -> One Eso-Stalinist -> two Eso-Stalinists.
As term:
Esoteric Stalinism -> Eso-Stalinism
by Nun_Ja June 18, 2025
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