A Reatarded white trash redneck who doesn’t know how breaks on a car work so therefore leave their car in neutral with no breaks on and get ran over by their own fucking truck
Friend 1. Did you see that damn hick who was tryna work on their truck and got ran right over by the damn thing?
Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over
Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over
by Babyniffler December 10, 2018
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Katy's pussy is blown out from having her 9th kid. Now I have to give her an Irish speed bump whenever we have sex.
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Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus
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“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”
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