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Irish speed bump

When a woman has had too many children and her vagina is loose. You shove a potato in her ass for th extra friction during sex.
Katy's pussy is blown out from having her 9th kid. Now I have to give her an Irish speed bump whenever we have sex.
by aBIOgene515 August 9, 2016
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speed Bump

speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.
jhon/ yo bro you heard

Kaine/ about what

jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs

Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know

John/ thats a madness g tho still
by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019
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High tech Speed Bump

The brief reduction in speed before going through a speed camera.
Jimothy: "Sorry I'm late, I hit some High tech Speed Bumps on the way here"
by Robo-Cop October 26, 2012
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speed bump

The slight chubby/semi boner one can get when getting a private lap dance from a stripper.
Stripper: "Ooooh you got a little speed bump there... you mind moving that?"

Dude "......"
by bb101214 July 23, 2010
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colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over
1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump
by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021
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Speed bump

When a girl has a big ass
She got a SPEED BUMP!
by Donald Trump7458 February 27, 2017
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Speed bump

In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because

1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)

2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them
There’s so many little fuckin speed bumps at the rink today
by Speedrunner7274 January 10, 2024
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