Sonic the Hedgehog

Cartoon Network ruined Sonic the Hedgehog in 2014 with Boom just to make it for kids my age.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 09, 2022
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Sonic the Hedgehog

A totally radical blue hedgehog video game character from the '90s whose appeal has the power to hold legions of masochistic fans for life.

Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.
Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.
by Segawhy August 25, 2019
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Sonic the Hedgehogging

A rigorous, vigorous type of aberrant sex involving inserting things in one's rectum at a high rate of speed repeatedly.
Dude is limping from Sonic the Hedgehogging last night.
by Andrew Torba's Midnight Climax December 03, 2023
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