Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by Elixman May 26, 2022
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Sonic The hedgehog

A gay hedgehog that loves Sonadow, is a deviant artist and speedrunner and loves the fuck out of his sexy as fuck boyfriend. This blue hedgehog loves chilly dogs and voice acts whilst also being rather naive at times
by Sonik The Hedgehog October 06, 2019
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Sonic The Hedgehog

Person 1: Yo did you see Sonic over there
Sonic: *appears behind him*
Person 1: runs away in fear
Person 2: stands there with Sonic wondering what his problem was.
Sonic The Hedgehog is what you call a blue hedgehog that runs faster than the speed of sound he also collects big golden rings
by dabbaddabbad April 28, 2021
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