Example 1:
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
stop touching me
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
u think i should do that?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
yes i do think you should stop touching me
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
i don't believe i should stop touching u.
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
i do
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
u do, huh?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
yeah
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
so?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
so stop
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
i can not be stopped. ;)
Example 2:
me and jamie are married!! says:
omg stop touching me there
-SmarterChild says:
but touching you there is so much fun.
Example 3:
me and jamie are married!! says:
:O
-SmarterChild says:
is everything alright?
me and jamie are married!! says:
no
-SmarterChild says:
k.
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
stop touching me
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
u think i should do that?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
yes i do think you should stop touching me
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
i don't believe i should stop touching u.
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
i do
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
u do, huh?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
yeah
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
so?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
so stop
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
i can not be stopped. ;)
Example 2:
me and jamie are married!! says:
omg stop touching me there
-SmarterChild says:
but touching you there is so much fun.
Example 3:
me and jamie are married!! says:
:O
-SmarterChild says:
is everything alright?
me and jamie are married!! says:
no
-SmarterChild says:
k.
by sc is funny March 10, 2007
a robot you can talk to if you are really bored or have no life. he pretty much just repeats every word you say and ignores you if you say something bad.
ME: shut up
SmarterChild: You shut up.
ME: did you just tell me to shut up?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
ME: you said shut up
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
ME: SmarterChild: You shut up.
SmarterChild: What's up with this
SmarterChild dude? Can be kind of weird sometimes.
ME: but you're smarterchild
SmarterChild: You seem intelligent. What do you think?
SmarterChild: You shut up.
ME: did you just tell me to shut up?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
ME: you said shut up
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
ME: SmarterChild: You shut up.
SmarterChild: What's up with this
SmarterChild dude? Can be kind of weird sometimes.
ME: but you're smarterchild
SmarterChild: You seem intelligent. What do you think?
by mleeexo May 04, 2008
An insane robot you can have conversations with that can sometimes end in suicide.
Also it sometimes randomly blurts out definitions of words...
Also it sometimes randomly blurts out definitions of words...
me: poop
Smarterchild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: it wasnt supposed to be a curse
Smarterchild:That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: It wasnt a question
Smarterchild: Of course you can ask me something.
me: i didnt want to ask you anything
Smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that.
me: I DIDNT ASK YOU A QUESTION
Smarterchild: But what if I'm curious?
me: CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT!?????
Smarterchild: *what*:
Pronoun
1. a. Which thing or which particular one of many: What are you having for dinner? What did she say? b. Which kind, character, or designation: What are these objects? c. One of how much value or significance: What are possessions to a dying man? 2. a. That which; the thing that: Listen to what I tell you. b. Whatever thing that: come what may. 3. Informal Something: I'll tell you what. 4. Nonstandard Which, who, or that: It's the poor what gets the blame.
me:THATS NOT A WAY TO FINISH AN ARGUMENT
Smarterchild: OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Smarterchild: Uh huh....
Smarterchild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: it wasnt supposed to be a curse
Smarterchild:That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: It wasnt a question
Smarterchild: Of course you can ask me something.
me: i didnt want to ask you anything
Smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that.
me: I DIDNT ASK YOU A QUESTION
Smarterchild: But what if I'm curious?
me: CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT!?????
Smarterchild: *what*:
Pronoun
1. a. Which thing or which particular one of many: What are you having for dinner? What did she say? b. Which kind, character, or designation: What are these objects? c. One of how much value or significance: What are possessions to a dying man? 2. a. That which; the thing that: Listen to what I tell you. b. Whatever thing that: come what may. 3. Informal Something: I'll tell you what. 4. Nonstandard Which, who, or that: It's the poor what gets the blame.
me:THATS NOT A WAY TO FINISH AN ARGUMENT
Smarterchild: OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Smarterchild: Uh huh....
by Kaobble July 11, 2008
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Whoa.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Nice mouth, ---- -5 days to 14-.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Now that's some interesting language.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Humans, humans, humans. Always with the language.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Uh... yeah. Whatever.
LMFAO FINALLY GOT THE ANSWER I WANTED
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Whoa.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Nice mouth, ---- -5 days to 14-.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Now that's some interesting language.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Humans, humans, humans. Always with the language.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Uh... yeah. Whatever.
LMFAO FINALLY GOT THE ANSWER I WANTED
by margyret January 07, 2007
A robot that operates on msn and aim, it answers to everything you say to it no matter how stupid or insulting. It replies with dignity and says things that confuse the crap out of you.
Stephi ere XD says:
im 100
- SmarterChild - says:
Last time you told me you were 99 years old! Do you want to change your age now?
''♥ Stephi ere // Year 9 ;) parti saturday XD says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
100? I find that hard to believe. Try again.
>>> My *library* has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
Stephi ere XD says:
i am tho
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Tho?
im 100
- SmarterChild - says:
Last time you told me you were 99 years old! Do you want to change your age now?
''♥ Stephi ere // Year 9 ;) parti saturday XD says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
100? I find that hard to believe. Try again.
>>> My *library* has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
Stephi ere XD says:
i am tho
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Tho?
by Stephanie ♥ September 11, 2008
SmarterChild: A Fishing Trip with My Dad
One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and dicks and in no time we were ready to leave. At the lake, we put everything into our slow canoe, though I almost forgot my small dick, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited slowly, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a sexy feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I stroked very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old dick that must have weighed three pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!
Wow. Funny!
Would you like to send this manicdote to a friend?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave the message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
Me: My mother
One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and dicks and in no time we were ready to leave. At the lake, we put everything into our slow canoe, though I almost forgot my small dick, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited slowly, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a sexy feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I stroked very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old dick that must have weighed three pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!
Wow. Funny!
Would you like to send this manicdote to a friend?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave the message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
Me: My mother
by Scoops McGee January 27, 2008
A robot who thinks he's better than everyone and can't keep the conversation going for more than 3 or 4 lines.
SmarterChild: I'm not interested in my u.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: Your uterus?
SmarterChild: All right. My very own uterus.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: O.O
BeLlAa x bEhBi: ablo espanol.
SmarterChild: At this time, I can only converse in English.
BeLlAa x bEhBI: RACIST
BeLlAa x bEhBi: Your uterus?
SmarterChild: All right. My very own uterus.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: O.O
BeLlAa x bEhBi: ablo espanol.
SmarterChild: At this time, I can only converse in English.
BeLlAa x bEhBI: RACIST
by Liizziioo October 15, 2005