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Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.
“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”
by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024
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On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed
Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them
by The cuh October 27, 2021
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national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022
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National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!
“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)
by Fartface867 April 10, 2025
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