shatpost

past tense of shitpost

I shatpost when I got home from vacation.

by Sauerkrause December 10, 2017

Move Shitposts

Slang phrase intended to express to others an extreme urge to masturbate to, or feelings of sexual attraction to characters from the mobile game Azur Lane, without directly stating it. Used most commonly in official Discord servers for Roblox games to avoid punishment from moderators.

Move shitposts now.

by sg June 27, 2022

Shitpotle

The bowel movements that are the result of consuming Chipotle. Generally, it occurs shortly after one has finished their meal and is often quite unpleasant.

That double steak bowl gave me some serious shitpotle, but damn is was worth it!

by DMatza May 24, 2016

Realtime shitposting

Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.

There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.

by Sidney's natural resources August 25, 2019

shitpossum

A person who, while shitting in a public bathroom stall, remains deathly silent when someone else enters the room.

"Holy shit! Someone just entered the bathroom, and I'm in mid-shit! I'm going to play shitpossum."

by Frylock1968 September 6, 2013

Shitposter

Meme God or Goddess. Usually dedicated their lives to sharing memes and making others laugh and/or offended. 10/10 recommend having one in your life.

“Dude, your memes are so funny. You’re my favourite shitposter”

by MiriahtheAnn October 5, 2020

r/shitposting

r/shitposting is a lie if you came here for your shit kink im sorry but hmu later anyway its a bunch of mentally ill people who like to say cum alot

omg jenny likes r/shitposting i know right? god i wanna just die knowing that

by porneuilus hubert the third August 4, 2021