Shifted

Turnt up and swagged out but with a hidden agenda. Someone who is going about his business slyly but doing it big.
Shontrelle: Damn, dat foo lookin straight shifted with his J's and ray bans.
Addison: I know cuz, he plannin somethin today
by swagur May 28, 2011
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Shifting

Shifting is a term used in various alterhuman communities, such as the otherkin and therian communities, to refer to feeling more like your kintype for a period of time. There are many types of shift, including phantom shifts, mental shifts and the impossible physical shift.
by Debleb November 11, 2020
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shift

To shit whilst fucking. Hence the added "f" to the word "shit".
I was banging Veronica in her ass and when I pulled out she shifted all over me and my mattress. This made me puke and shift myself until the entire room was covered in vomit and shift. So I decided to grab her by the hair and shove her face in the shift that she blew out of her asshole in the first place. What a shift head.
by FlatulatoryRape January 28, 2008
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SHIFT

Acronym for the process of copulation that is sideways, hard, in the fae, twice. Normally involves a friends relation
I gave it to Tim's sister SHIFT.
by Phill February 13, 2005
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A proverb that is often used to emphasize when a person has succeded in evading a strenuous situation.
TOM: HEY! EVERYBODY! Chris likes the backstreetboys, hahaahha !!!!!!!

CHRIS: HEY EVERYBODY! Tom likes to jack off to hermaphrodite pix!

TOM : well played ....

CHRIS : Shift the blame shift the shame : )
by Dasken March 21, 2010
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Shift Disturber

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.
Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!
by will bitten October 26, 2017
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Shifting logs

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.
by MostlyMoisture April 24, 2018
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