shaved-bird meat

Someone that has little hair on their head and looks like a shaved bird.

Girl you should have left that weave in your head because now all that shaved-bird meat is showing.

I went to the hair salon get my shaved-bird meat weaved up.

by Antwon Davis July 20, 2006

shaved schniz

A shaved female pubic area. Shaved pussy.

With the fortune he inherited from his grandmother, Edward founded a new porn magazine called "Shaved Schniz," which featured pictures of shaved pussies.

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

Shaved Bat

During anal sex, the penis is removed quickly from the anal cavity creating a vacuum in which tearing is involved, leaving the victim in a pool of his/her own blood.

"Dayum! Brian is on the ground AGAIN in a pool of his own blood."

"Uh-oh. Looks like someone gave him a shaved bat."

by brian married a man February 12, 2008

Shaved cow

a large female dressed up like she's much smaller and better looking than she is.
Generally grotesque to look at as her clothing is too revealing and not appropriate for someone of that size.

hey man did you see the shaved cow over at the bar?
man I thought this place had a weight limit at the door!

by Mr.TouchIt November 16, 2011

shaved ape

An extremely backwards thinking or primitive person, especially when it comes to superstition, tribalism, or epistemology.

I tried to explain to this homoeopathic neophyte that the dilution of his medicine left it so that no substance other than water was left. That's when the shaved apes came down from the trees shouting their heads off and flinging their filth at my sacrilege.

by madric November 3, 2011

Shaved Camel

1) A camel with no hair.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.

Eg: 1) " can I have a ride on dem shaved camels"
2) " Danny's new girl got the shaved camel yo"

by T bagking September 20, 2016

shaved monkey sex

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.

shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.

by hoehoefromdawg March 14, 2007