No Shit Shamrock

What one replies to an Irish man or woman in response to something blatanly obvious

Irishmen "I'm a drunk"

Asian "No Shit Shamrock"

by vivic December 17, 2011

blue shamrock

A dump; usually a rundown bar filled with fruitflies. Owner is a joke and has a crooked head

Why would you want to go to that “dump “ “blue shamrock “

by Crooked Head November 7, 2019

Cambridge shamrock

When, on St. Patrick's day (or night), a guy living or staying in Cambridge blows his load on his girl, preferably her face, while simultaneously flinging a handful of bright green glitter at her so it sticks to the jizz.

Yeah, we fucked for a bit, but when she asked me to turn off the Dropkick Murphys playing in the background I had to give her a Cambridge shamrock.

by TheZombiecorn August 17, 2010

Chris Shamrock

V. To shit in a cardboard box then proceed to mailing it to someone. This can be done for either revenge or for beneficial reasons. If you plan on doing more than one at a time drinking prune juice is advised.

Guy 1: Man, my math teacher gave me an F in her class.

Guy 2: You should Chris Shamrock her, bro.

Guy 1: Good Idea! Got any prune juice?

by Chris Shamrock December 27, 2019

salty shamrock

the taste when you eat out an irish girl that just peed

damn I ate out that irish bitch and she tasted like a salty shamrock

by Veronika December 31, 2007

The Shamrock Mcflurry w added oreo and peanuts

What you say when the fatass gets every dairy item at mcdonalds

Dude you so fat that you are getting The Shamrock Mcflurry w added oreo and peanuts

by TK___ February 19, 2020

Jizz Shamrock

When you blow your load on your chick and mix it with green food coloring in the spirit of St. Patrick's Day

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend giving me Jizz Shamrock face painting. Complete with green food coloring and sprinkles.

by BlarneyBone March 31, 2011