Shalom Shankster

A real Jewish gangsta

I be the greatest Shanksta there is...now let's do the hora and sing hava nagilah!

by The Shalom Shankster April 3, 2003

Bitch Shalome

When a jewish person is tired of someone and they say "bitch shalome" because shalome means goodbye

Person: oh my god you are such an asshole
Jew: Bitch Shalome
Person: *walks away*

by HyperActive1234 September 18, 2016

Shalom korf

One that chases hairless Mexican rat dogs for the purpose of bill cosbying them.

The man convicted of raping several dogs was described as a Shalom korf

by Miriam Webster og June 1, 2018

shabbat shalom motherfuckers

The best quote in the movie The Hebrew Hammer (2003, Adam Goldberg et al)

The protagonist uses this phrase after pwning some Nazis and getting some free "straight up black label manischevitz" lol.

the opening song's lyrics in the movie from hence the quote " shabbat shalom motherfuckers " came:

Who's the certified, circumcised dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Hammer, Amen
He's trying to do some good
Helping brothers in the chood
Hammer, Right On
Who's the k*** that won't cop out
When there are gentiles all about?
Hammer, All Right
BARUCH HATAH ADONAI ELOHEINU MELEH HA'OLAM
Can you dig it?
He's a complicated Jew
But no one understands him but his mother
Cuz he's a badmother...
SHEKET VIVAKAH SHAH

by some jew February 9, 2008

shalom

it's used when you have to say that you don't give a fuck about sth

A: oh shit, tomorrow we have Maths test
B: shalom, it's not the most important thing in life

by louvikh December 17, 2016

Shalom

Word used when greeting the Goodman family on a Friday night.

Shaloooom!
Shalom to you all!

Shalom Jackie !

by Rip Wilson September 2, 2018

Shalom

A person who has a small penis. Grows to a maximum of two inches on rare occasions.

He would rather switch his culture then get married.
His disses and jokes makes you cringe every time.
He gets all the ladies...when hes dreaming at night.
Gets no girls even if he tried.
Can almost hit the rim when he shoots a basketball.

"Shalom Youre so close to hitting the rim just try again"
"But I cant! "
"Are you telling me you dont have enough strength to even hit the rim"
"Please stop talking to me your making me feel bad"
"Okay I am sorry for laughing at you just make sure not to talk to much your waking up the neighbours"

by Splash360 raptors October 4, 2018