When you arrive in a new place you’ve never been before and are immediately struck by how attractive everyone is there. Believing it to be ya better than where you are from.
Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...
Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...
P1 - “Oh man the girls in Vancouver are incredible! Way better than the girls here...“
P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”
P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”
by CJLT April 21, 2020
Get the The Satellite Effectmug. by EmJayee January 28, 2019
Get the Satellite Channelmug. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies
by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024
Get the 80-foot satellite dish syndromemug. 
The time it takes for a thought to register in the brain. especially after someone tells a joke, and it takes the other person a moment before they get it. This delay is known to be longer in blondes.
Bob told a joke, and Sally just stared at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then suddenly she started laughing hilariously. "Sorry, just a little satellite delay."
by Max420 April 19, 2011
Get the Satellite Delaymug. Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.
Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
by Anonymous Model January 7, 2012
Get the Satellite Friendmug. by BeardedGhost September 28, 2022
Get the satellite officemug.