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The Satellite Effect

When you arrive in a new place you’ve never been before and are immediately struck by how attractive everyone is there. Believing it to be ya better than where you are from.

Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...
P1 - “Oh man the girls in Vancouver are incredible! Way better than the girls here...“

P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”
by CJLT April 21, 2020
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Satellite Channel

A channel in which a banned YouTuber uses so he or she can be still on the platform
Keemstar dramaalert it's just a satellite channel since he was banned for life
by EmJayee January 28, 2019
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80-foot satellite dish syndrome

Anyone who is very frustrated when something lags.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies
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Satellite nipples

She had those huge satellite nipples
by 4710Nick June 6, 2018
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Satellite Delay

The time it takes for a thought to register in the brain. especially after someone tells a joke, and it takes the other person a moment before they get it. This delay is known to be longer in blondes.
Bob told a joke, and Sally just stared at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then suddenly she started laughing hilariously. "Sorry, just a little satellite delay."
by Max420 April 19, 2011
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Satellite Friend

Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.
Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
by Anonymous Model January 7, 2012
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satellite office

Okay, talk to you later. I need to turn in some work at the satellite office.
by BeardedGhost September 28, 2022
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