rule 101

If your are ugly you do not exist.

"Dude" -Im an ugly stupid emo faggot!
"Other dude" - No need to worry, by rule 101 you do not exist

by John F. Ucking Smith June 10, 2008

Rule 100 of the internet

Gay will not be tolerated.

Bruce Jenner: Look I'm a girl because feelings > facts
Our Lord and Savior Ben Shapiro: Rule 100 of the internet libtard

by Honkler November 30, 2018

rule 106

dweeb bullshit

dweeb 1: dood let's go to the comic shop for more hentai
dweeb 2: rule 106
dweed 1: for fucksake which one is that?

girl: rule what? ferengi masturbation code? dweebs!

by toolie April 18, 2012

Rule 101

If you find a Page not Found, Use a different page.

Person 1: I made a new rule of the internet!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Rule 101

by SpringOnee October 22, 2018

Rule 1002

When the waiter offers the check, whoever suggested the date must pay for it.

Waiter: Here’s the check
Girl: Oh, he will pay for it
Guy: Rule 1002, you are, you suggested the date, now you are paying for it.
Girl: Aw man I thought you were!
Waiter: I’ll just set it here and Alt+F4.

by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023

Rule 109

If a song exists, there is a dubstep remix of it.

Person 1: Hey, check it out, I ran into that Maya Hee song on youtube.

Person 2: Play that shit man, I haven't heard it in ages!
Speakers: Maya wubwub Hee wubwub Mayahaha
Person 1: Really? So it has come to this?
Person 2: Rule 109, man, one oh nine.

by Hudson Hawk October 18, 2012

Rule 101 of the internet

Rule 101: All rules of the internet must be followed, no questions

Mike: hey, what happens if I don't follow a rule of the internet?
Anonymous: Rule 101 of the internet states you must follow all rules, if you don't, you DIE,

by Papa Ronin July 19, 2020