Rowan

Thicc basketball guy

Person: Hi Rowan, ur looking thicc today
Rowan: ikr it’s bc I got mad hops

by Happy the cat December 30, 2019

Rowan

A Giga chad who has balls the size bowling balls

Rowan is a chad basically strong guy who has balls true size of bowling balls

by Random73936383638:7/ May 28, 2022

Rowan

A sexy mf. When someone is a “Rowan” they get all the girls the gays and the theys.

“God, that guy over there is such a Rowan.”

by Rowan09 June 05, 2021

Rowan

Rowan is a person with a massive fucking cock. probably the most attractive person you could ever encounter and will probably end up stealing not only your girlfriend but every other girl in at least a 10 mile radius

Person 1: oh fuck it's Rowan
Person 2: hide ye wife la x

by Microwaved_Bollock November 22, 2021

Rowan

A scary woman kisser who is rapidly approaching your location to kill you after you said something bad about monster girls or her cats.

"Please Rowan, I'm sorry for saying that. It won't happen again!"

by Man Eater Goblin January 06, 2022

Rowan

used when you encounter someone who woke up that morning and decided to be an absolute pain in the rear end

coined from viva la dirt leauge

person A "what the hell is wrong with him?"
berson B "oh he's just being a rowan, ignore him"

by TalikTheVampire June 06, 2021

Rowan

funny gamer man is tek smart

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hes such a rowan

by homeinvasioniscool January 08, 2022