pootie rooters

a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.

Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!

Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!

by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010

doo doo rooter

This is another name for a homosexual man that enjoys have anal intercourse a.k.a fudge packer a.k.a. but pirate etc.

We're going to the mall to see if we can meet some doo doo rooters.

by Ryan Bolton March 1, 2008

goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats

“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”

by 5 percent nick February 2, 2018

rooters back

Chronic lower back ache common amongst people that root!

Often caused by over vigorous activity or trying new positions not flexible enough to pull off

I won't be into work today as I have a back case of rooters back

by VoM-NZ April 22, 2024