The act of grossly humiliating yourself with over-the-top, obsequious, slavishly servile praise for an individual you are seeking to impress or gain the favor of.
He humiliated himself with an act of rhetorical felatio on his employer: "It is an honor and a privilege to work for you as we work together to bring in a new 'Golden Age' for us all, and I mean that most sincerely."
by dzadzey July 14, 2025
Get the rhetorical felatiomug. An apology that does not require an "it's ok" response. Usually the person who is being apologized to should actually be doing the apologizing. Rhetorical apologies are often stated with large amounts of unmistakable sarcasm.
Incorrect response...
Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: That's ok.
Girl: That was a rhetorical apology you doucher.
Correct response...
Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: Oh no no! I'm sorry! I was completely out of line.
Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: That's ok.
Girl: That was a rhetorical apology you doucher.
Correct response...
Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: Oh no no! I'm sorry! I was completely out of line.
by gimmieames December 7, 2010
Get the rhetorical apologymug. Rhetoric Alley is when a group of people get together and talk about issues affecting, politics, community..etc with no planned solutions for all the group conversations taking place. Usually in forums
by #iamtheconnector October 16, 2017
Get the Rhetoric Alleymug. The act of grossly humiliating yourself with overblown, hyperbolic, undeserved, slavishly servile praise of another person
His assistant performed rhetorical felatio in his praise of his employer, "Sir, it's a tremendous honor and privilege to work for you as we usher in a new 'Golden Age' for us all, and I mean that most sincerely."
by dzadzey July 14, 2025
Get the rhetorical felatiomug. The stage in a relationship between two (or more) bros that surpasses the 'no homo' boundary; the highest mutually shared honor between bros. Achieving this level of camaraderie can be very difficult, as all included parties should come to an agreement on their post-no homo status and mutually adopt the quantum-rhetorical homo status.
John: If I were gay I'd suck Steve's dick.
Steve: I appreciate it bro.
Bystander: Sounds like you've hit quantum-rhetorical homo.
Steve: I appreciate it bro.
Bystander: Sounds like you've hit quantum-rhetorical homo.
by kolahh March 3, 2018
Get the quantum-rhetorical homomug. Cap used for rhetorical purposes (to further a point), as opposed to simply for the love of the game. Similar to a rhetorical question (a question asked for rhetorical purposes).
by bear999 July 12, 2025
Get the Rhetorical Capmug. 