rhetorical felatio

The act of grossly humiliating yourself with overblown, hyperbolic, undeserved, slavishly servile praise of another person

His assistant performed rhetorical felatio in his praise of his employer, "Sir, it's a tremendous honor and privilege to work for you as we usher in a new 'Golden Age' for us all, and I mean that most sincerely."

by dzadzey July 14, 2025

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quantum-rhetorical homo

The stage in a relationship between two (or more) bros that surpasses the 'no homo' boundary; the highest mutually shared honor between bros. Achieving this level of camaraderie can be very difficult, as all included parties should come to an agreement on their post-no homo status and mutually adopt the quantum-rhetorical homo status.

John: If I were gay I'd suck Steve's dick.
Steve: I appreciate it bro.
Bystander: Sounds like you've hit quantum-rhetorical homo.

by kolahh March 3, 2018

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<.7.9.7.6.>Notion Rhetorical Yet Shocked <&>&<&>Awed Notion<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

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Rhetorical Cap

Cap used for rhetorical purposes (to further a point), as opposed to simply for the love of the game. Similar to a rhetorical question (a question asked for rhetorical purposes).

His essay lacked evidence so you utilized rhetorical cap to further his point.

by bear999 July 12, 2025

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Not rhetorical

Some questions are this

Hym "ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT!?"

Iam "......"

Hym "NOT RHETORICAL!!!"

Iam "Yes! Ok... I see it..."

Hym "They made us the fucking Homelander! That is fucking savage! And the mirror thing!? That was us!!!"

Iam "I don't think that's a good..."

Hym "This is metal! Grab a mirror so I can look at myself while I masturbate."

Iam "Ugh! Ew! No!"

Hym "I am rock hard right now!"

by Hym Iam June 26, 2022

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