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post-glacial rebound

1. The process through which land that was suppressed under ice during the previous ice age is gradually rising in elevation.

2. The phenomenon involving a guy suddenly having great success in bedding women, following months, or possibly years, of involuntary celibacy. It can occur due to changes in the guy's life or happen spontaneously.
1. Many of the lakes in northern Canada have become marshes due to the impact of post-glacial rebound.

2. Bill couldn't even get a girl's number for the past year, but now that he's experiencing a post-glacial rebound, he's scoring almost every time he's out.
by great success February 28, 2010
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get you a rebound

When someone broke up with their bf/gf and are upset, to help them get back to the field and meet a new date. You can say this to cheer them up when you are taking them to a party to meet some new guy
A: jerry dumped me. I think I'm never getting over him.
B:hey don't be upset, there's a party later, wanna come? I'll get you a rebound!
by oooooooona April 14, 2016
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rebound friend

Sort of like a rebound gf or bf, but used only with friends. If one friend is pissed at you then you go see another (even though you might not want to) because you aren't gay enough to be seen without someone else, then he/she is your rebound friend
PissedGirl: I'm pissed at you, eff off!
Friend: *walks around for a while then decides to see another friend because she looks like a retard walking around alone*
ReboundFriend: Hi, what are you doing here
Friend: She's pissed at me so I came to see you
ReboundFriend: What, so I'm your rebound friend?
by krystal_kiss February 17, 2006
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Offensive Rebound

After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship. Like a traditional rebound, but with a better chance to score a new relationship with a better mate.
Guy 1: Dude, one happened to that one chick you were talking to?

Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!

Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!
by Jack the Definer December 14, 2009
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Rebound

When a person uses another person to get over a cycle in a short period of time then drop them like it was nothing
He used her as a rebound when his ex broke his heart
by Rhoana June 12, 2018
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brown rebound

when you fuck a bitch up the ass, and make her suck your wanker afterwards
when i kiss her, it smells like she was just brown rebounded.

After brad shoved that bottle up his ass, he wanted to be brown rebounded.
by T-Bone December 6, 2002
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Rebounder

someone who goes to another significant other right after they break up with someone else.
Wow.... Silas is such a rebounder
by Dog liver February 21, 2017
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