Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

Proximity Zero

The distance from your mind that the cabal can observe your inner thoughts, send you messages to trigger a schizophrenic reaction, or jerk the steering wheel towards an innocent woman.

Friend: I thought I heard something around the corner!?
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!

by brainslave711 February 26, 2021