premium cunt

This guy was better than sliced bread. He is a premium cunt

My mate Vito was a good man, you could say he was a premium cunt!

by FIDARRIS August 27, 2019

premium penis

The supreme standard of penis that must be 1-3 inches long and 20 inches wide, while the tip must have indents and wig to make it look like Chuck Norris. Only then will you be a true owner of a premium penis. If you fit this category call this number [phone] to be a fully fledged premium penis owner.

Chuck Norris' is the ultimate premium penis owner.

by locococobunny225 July 27, 2019

Free premium

When it's valentines day, Pornhub offers a week free premium.

Being single on Valentines Day isn't really that bad as pornhub offers free premium.

by imagnomeandyouvebeengnomed February 14, 2019

Premium Vanilla

A gal who is probably posh, defiently well dressed/of wealth, shops at Jo Malone, The White Company/Harvey Nix is together all the time, calm and conserved, basically has her shit together always and is goals AF probably lives in a house decorated in 50 shades of grey. An upper class basic these gals could be found roaming the streets of Chelsea. They always shop on lunch breaks

I love Sarah, she’s amazing she’s a premium vanilla gal

by Sophieschoice__ June 12, 2018

Panama Premium

A dumb stupid shit.

"hey, are you Panama Premium?"
"No, that's dumb lol"

by ErnestitoQ September 26, 2020

FaceTime premium

Just like normal FaceTime but with added sexual perks.

Yo I just got off that FaceTime premium grind with my gf!

by mongoloid April 12, 2020

Premium Fuckboy

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono

Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!

by datagirl July 6, 2016