Child irrelevant sexual preference

Aka. C.I.S.P.; When an individual is sexually attracted to people regardless of whether or not they have and or want children

Martin is sexually attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they want to have kids. They have a child irrelevant sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021

Religiously aligned romantic preference

Aka. R.A.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who practice same religion as them

Chelsea is an active parishioner of the Falun Gong faith and she is only interested in dating people who practice Falun Gong. She has a religiously aligned romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 10, 2021

prefers the flatter shoe

Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees

I bet that fat skinhead bitch prefers the flatter shoe

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Pro-child sexual preference

Aka. P.C.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people who does want and or has children

Kendra is only interested in sleeping with people who have kids. She has a pro-child sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021

preferred turd

The preferred turd is the least worst option from a horrible selection.

Bob's could decide who his preferred turd is when answering the question "Who's your favourite between Stalin and Hitler"

by witchieblackcat September 25, 2020

Preferences

Preferences don't matter... But everything is predetermined by internal mechanisms that are outside of your control...

Hym "Well, no. If everything is predetermined then all of your decisions are predicated on your preferences. You literally can't decide to choose in opposition to your preferences. So, if determinism is true than it's the only thing that matters."

Samantha Harolds "But the makes it sound bad!"

by Hym Iam April 2, 2024

Preferred apartment community Batman

The late night resident , usually inebriated, who has taken it upon himself to patrol his or her Buildings , units , leasing office amenities, etc.. late at night. Looking for any unusual activity or disturbance such as loud party’s , excessive speed through the parking lots, loud birds , or any other nuisance that he/she deems unacceptable. He brandishes his own swift justice. Unfortunately this only results in his own embarrassment and a hangover of shame when the sun rises

I got really drunk Last night and all Of a sudden turned into stupid ‘Preferred apartment community Batman’ again. I was yelling at the teenagers to turn down their garbage edm music and taking down license plate numbers to give to the cops

by RynothaGyno June 3, 2020