Platonica

The place a stalled relationship lands when it's drifting amid an ending, a struggle to stay friends and a suppressed desire to be intimate again.

After being apart for months and not communicating, they started to talk again, which immediately landed them both in Platonica.

by rambler November 29, 2005

platonic love

Deep connection bewtween two people with no sexual desire or romantic attachment.

"That's my best friend in the world, but there's nothing but platonic love going on."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

plexonimus

The originator(inventor) of modern day plexiglass, who lived during the era of the roman empire.

yo that nigga plexonimus made that glass bullet proof, now i cant cap those trick niggas through they windows, i should kill that nigga..

by flipzro September 16, 2007

Platon

Platon is a sexy ass boy that you will love. He is really friendly and will never betray you. If you ever meet a Platon, don't miss your chance and be his friend

Bro, platon is so lit and hot 🔥

by KidCutta YT November 18, 2020

Platonic blowjob

The platonic idea of love is non-physical, so there’s a natural irony in this kind of thing. The word platonic with the word blowjob is automatically an oxymoron. So, the platonic blowjob is a particular kind of act between two people who claim to be friends yet are sexually dependant on one and other (either by desire or sudden necessity). In other words, it’s a kind of booty call where one sucks the cock of the other to save or strengthen the friendship.

Amy: What do you think are the political ramifications of China switching to nuclear power?
Mj: Hey, Amy, I’m sorry but I’m too horny too listen. I think I’m going to have to booty call my ex or hit on that pig drinking by herself over by the pool table.
Amy: No, don’t leave me alone.
Well, then what?
I have an idea! I’ll give you a platonic blowjob!
(Amy drops to her knees in front of MJ mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh)
Ah, thanks. I think that China modernizing to all nuclear reactors will have a profound impact on the price of oil. It will drop . . .
(an example of a friendship saved by the Platonic Blowjob)

John: Are you dating Amy?
MJ: No, I like drinking with her.
John: Aha. She's been giving you platonic blowjobs, hasn't she? What a pig!

by Pigslut Master March 16, 2008

Platonic friend

A very very very close friend of the opposite sex. A woman is a man's platonic friend if she's his best friend (or a very close friend of his), but nothing more.

And yes, contrary to what's been said earlier, men CAN have platonic friends, just like women.

person1: Ashley and Brandon are so close to each other, they spend all of their time together. I'm sure they're dating!

Person2: Not necessarily, i asked Ashley yesterday and she told me that there was nothing between them, they're just platonic friends.

by Shelllsea July 20, 2009

platonic predator

someone (usually a male) who spends time with an unsuspecting platonic friend in hopes of one day eventually getting laid by the unsuspecting friend.

Tyrone: Man Duncan has been hanging out with Ashley since 4th grade and he aint hit yet.

Jamal: Ashley don't want anything to do with Duncan in that sense. He just a platonic predator...you know he thinks he'll get it one day.

by Jrob941 March 30, 2008