food photographer

A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.

Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!

by Tomyatyat August 24, 2016

Band Photographer

The guy who actually have money

Do you see the guy taking the photos? The band photographer; He can actually affoard a hotel, so he won’t sleep in the van tonight!

by Kallefin June 7, 2024

amateur photographer

Somebody who claims to be a photographer to convince people to pose nude for them.

Yes, I'm currently classed as an amateur photographer but with your nude portfolio I'll go pro.

by vannie March 14, 2017

(non) photographically advanced

1. The inability to reproduce photo pretaining to your identity. 2. Being without the right equipment to produce such photographs. 3. Or the ability to be very advanced with all the avenues to produce such photos.

"Dude, Now you have me feeling bad that I have no current photos of myself."

"Yeah, you're soo (non) photographically advanced."

by Jayd101 April 23, 2009

facetime photographer

Someone who takes the best photos while FaceTiming.

She sent her the best shots she took while they were on FaceTime. Making her a FaceTime photographer

by A wild child October 24, 2019

photographizer

a person who takes pictures

(and it sounds cool)

She's such a good photographizer!

by well,i,guess,i,can't,use,me June 12, 2012

photographer

glorified vsco girls

sksksksk i just got this new camera im sOOOOoOOOOOoOOo much better than those vsco girls and i oop- *sips starbucks coffee using metal straw* im a photographer now sksksksksk

by iatemyassllastnight September 9, 2019