by Bazz_60 October 07, 2008
“Peanut butter inside” is a saying the rappers often use in songs, (Kendrick Lamar, Swae Lee) discribing that the inside of their car is brown or a brownish color. The car is Peanut butter inside.
Tanner: “hello friend, what color is the inside of your car?”
Trevontarious: “mannnnnn... that bihhhh peanut butter inside!”
(defined by Luke and Nick)
Trevontarious: “mannnnnn... that bihhhh peanut butter inside!”
(defined by Luke and Nick)
by Trevontarious, Luke and Nick March 09, 2018
When a man and a woman are having sexual intercourse and there is a need for lubrication. Time is scarce, although there is a tub of jiff's peanut butter on the counter. The female's vagina is filled with peanut butter--oozing out. The man ejaculates inside her--creating the "peanut butter swirl".
Jenna: Help! We have no lube!
Stewart: I have my trusty tub of Jiff's on the counter that Tubsy gave me!
Jenna: Mm, extra crunchy?
Stewart: As always!
Jenna: I always love me a good peanut butter swirl!
Stewart: I have my trusty tub of Jiff's on the counter that Tubsy gave me!
Jenna: Mm, extra crunchy?
Stewart: As always!
Jenna: I always love me a good peanut butter swirl!
by You're Neighbor Nick March 26, 2017
When one fails to properly clean after defecation and large chunks of fecal matter remain around the anus.
Frank said, "What the fuck is that smell?"
Andrew answered, "I was in a hurry this morning and forgot to wipe, I have peanut butter ass right now."
Frank replied, "You are fucking gross! How do you forget to wipe? Go clean your ass!"
Andrew answered, "I was in a hurry this morning and forgot to wipe, I have peanut butter ass right now."
Frank replied, "You are fucking gross! How do you forget to wipe? Go clean your ass!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 28, 2018
A very thick pasty,tar like shit that requires a whole roll of toilet paper
let alone lots of water.if not cleaned thouroghly, it can result in rashes,chaffing,and itching,caused by dried pieces of poop that were not cleaned off.
let alone lots of water.if not cleaned thouroghly, it can result in rashes,chaffing,and itching,caused by dried pieces of poop that were not cleaned off.
Man one day I had to take such a large dump,when I finished it took for ever,it was like peanut butter,so I called it the peanut butter shits,very sticky and pasty as well.
by joe hitts January 17, 2009
Picture this: PEANUT BUTTER BLOWJOB. You start out, taking a nice glob of peanut butter, (jiffy, with extra peanut chunks) and massage all over the penis. This gives a tingly feeling to the penis and warms up the blowjob that he is about to experience. As he moans in delight, shove some penis filled peanut butter in his mouth. Then, while ur mouth waters because of ur absolute love of peanut butter, begin to lick and suck the peanut butter off his dick. When he cums, u wont even be able to realize the disgusting taste of it since you’re so caught up in the delicious penis butter. And there ya go, a peanut butter blowjob Extra plus if he’s allergic! You can murder him physically AND mentally in absolute delight. He will start breathing really quickly and u think he’s having an orgasm; however, he is dying. You don’t know which is which: dying, or orgasming, because both looks and sounds so similar. You just have to wait and see.
Drew: bruh this hot guy asked me to give him a bj but I really dont want to
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!
by tinkerbelle555 June 20, 2019
Rob: "Do you like peanut butter?"
Admin: "Why yes, I do enjoy peanut butter"
Rob: "Let me rub some on your thighs, its supposed to be good for your skin. I'll just apply it and not do anything else"
^ Peanut butter lies
Admin: "Why yes, I do enjoy peanut butter"
Rob: "Let me rub some on your thighs, its supposed to be good for your skin. I'll just apply it and not do anything else"
^ Peanut butter lies
by Frank Inhaler January 08, 2015