Pastel Posting

(Verb) The Act of posting one-sided & unreliably sourced social media photos or tweets preaching about a complex political issue in an attempt to feel good about oneself for doing next to nothing. The name originates from the common “Pastel” colored font & graphics displayed on many Instagram posts.

Most commonly (but not always) associated with young socially-leftist & “woke” college aged kids.
I unfollowed her on Instagram after her feed devolved into repeated pastel posting about The Israeli Palestine conflict.

Millions of pastel posts from American children did absolutely nothing to sway Xi Jinping’s mind on the issue.
by Pantin Zombie June 22, 2021
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Pastell

1.From the verb to Pastell (Pastellare):
To fuck.
To give immense pleasure.

Caronts:"Dude I wanna pastell that sweet pussy till it breaks!"

Aj:"My girl kept talkin and talkin, so I pastelled her fuck up!"

"I pastelled her ass so hard, she dumped in her panties till her cunt soaked!"
by Caronts&Aj August 22, 2007
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Pastel Boi

A pastel boi is a boy that typically wears pastel colours and generally has a pastel aesthetic to him. The term doesn’t reflect his personality, but rather his fashion and what he surrounds himself with.
Person: I can’t be an emo, I’m a pastel boi!
by NolanRollin September 11, 2022
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