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Lazy panhandler

Noun: a person who chooses to make money in a very non conventional way. Money is not earned through labor.
I hate this job. I’m gonna get famous on the internet and become a lazy panhandler.
by The lazy panhandler May 6, 2025
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panhandler feature

A software feature that provides little to no value to a user or was a formerly free software feature that now requires a paid subscription in order to access the same software capabilities.
The Twitter blue two factor authentication feature is such a panhandler feature.
by HackerNumber7 February 20, 2023
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Panhandling

Like selling lemonade, except without the lemonade, imagination, or even pretense of actually giving anybody anything in exchange for the dollar signs seen and taken.
Some of those guys/girls panhandling weren't really broke, he/she actually has more money than you and lives like a king or queen when nobody is looking, but wants attention when they are looking. Some of them have already taken enough from people without the panhandling to try and insult their intelligence.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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intellectual panhandling

Knowledge transfer without comprehension, or logical discovery. IE: Being trained vs. educated.

At a higher level this is akin to the Roman relationship with the Greeks, third world technology acquisition, and numerous examples.
The American Military engages in all kinds of intellectual panhandling.
by cbocity September 19, 2016
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Alabama Panhandle

When you wrap your girl up from behind and grab a frying pan. While fucking her in the ass doggy style, fry an egg.
Hey girl, I want eggs today, wanna do the Alabama Panhandle?
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Panhandling chat bum

A deadbeat has-been that begs for money in a chat room. Panhandling chat bums usually log in chat 24 hours 7 days a week even longer than the chat bots sometimes, making sure not to miss an opportunity to beg for beer money. Chat room begging is usually a panhandling chat bum 's only source of income.
I have a job interview tomorrow and i'm so broke right now that i'm really hoping i get it, if not i'm just going to give up and become a panhandling chat bum.
by shadoinkin May 22, 2018
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panhandling

Act of asking for money in exchange for sex but in a subtle way.
Panhandler: Yo Joe, Im a pansexual panhandling and I like all men and girls, you can peg me for 100 bucks!

Joe: Sure sounds like a deal. Bring me your ass to my car.
by whitewomenlover April 16, 2021
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