pufferfished

The term used when you talk to a girl on tinder and when you meet them, they're overweight.

Yo dude i was on tinder last night talkin to fit bird, she got out the car and was a total pufferfish.

-Dude you totally got pufferfished.

by DOlphiNNY August 4, 2015

Puffer Fish Kiss

Kissing while blowing air into one's mouth

David Puffer Fish Kiss May

by Ahhxo May 25, 2017

Penis Puffer Fish

To put an erect penis in your mouth and puff hard until your cheeks expand like a puffer fish.

She looked like a Penis Puffer Fish with my dick in her mouth.

by AnselMO January 25, 2014

puffer fish

While a girl is being eaten out, she will queef into her sexual partner's mouth, which in turn fill's up the partner's cheeks to create the appearance of a puffer fish.

Oh bro, I totally got puffer fished by Linda last night!!

by Broheiman Foster March 7, 2011

mong face puffer fish

An ungly, stupid person that resembles a fish

You mong face puffer fish.

by Rumble Stiltskin August 30, 2007

Puffer Fish

A person who places their open mouth around the anus of their partner and creates an air tight seal and allows their partner to fart in their mouth causing their cheeks to puff up like a puffer fish.

That girl's ass is so beautiful, I would let her make me a puffer fish just to see what she tasted like.....

by my anus itches October 22, 2009

Puffer Fish

The act of placing one's mouth on an uncircumcised penis and blowing air into the space between the glans and the foreskin causing it to quickly "puff out" like a puffer fish.

Two things were remarkable when I posed the idea of the "puffer fish" to my girlfriend: First, that she was not only willing, but downright excited to do so. Second, it worked even better that I had hypothesized, and it felt AWESOME.

by Steve Turbo(the original) February 18, 2010